" It was an ordinary day at Dinosaur High, Now closer your eyes and travel back in time,ĭan kept going before contemplating the fact he just swore in front of a baby, keeping up the soft singing of his most popular song. This ninja science lesson's gonna rock your world! Before she could turn her head a light bulb seemed to glow from inside the Jewfro and Dan smiled at her. Dan squeezed her chubby arm gently and tried to figure something out. The baby glanced at Dan, still holding onto Mimi's ear. Taking her to the Grump room and playing Mike Tyson Punch-Out! probably wouldn't work out. Mimi was clearly uncomfortable with it and Dan feared the reaction.ĭan racked his brain for something he could do, something in his skill set that would A.) get the child to sleep and B.) get her to let go of the poor cat. Dan tried to gently pry her grasp, but for a ten month old she was fairly strong. (Name) reached for the cat, managing to grab hold of her ear. Dan licked her finger, making her pull her hand away and laugh, Mimi soon coming over and sitting on Dan's lap. (Name) giggled and played with Dan's face. Don't say anything, but I prefer you over Ninja Brian." He joked, tickling her stomach and making her giggle a bit.Īt this point her tears had stopped but (Name) still needed to go back to bed, especially before her mother and father returned from their break from the baby. (Name's) lip trembled and Dan panicked, "No, no, no, no, don't cry baby, please don't cry because then I'll cry and no one wants that, right?" He pulled her to him and cradled her to his chest, taking her little hand and holding it between his index finger and thumb. "Ro- Wait." Even if Ross was there he wouldn't enlist in his help. "Barry!" Dan called out before remembering the man was not there for once, instead editing Grump videos at their shared home. (Name) sniffled, sucking her bottom lip in her mouth and staring at Dan. He helped her stand up on his thighs and smiled at her, reaching forward and kissing her tiny, chubby little hands that were wrapped securely around his weird thumbs. Dan reluctantly reached in and pulled out his godchild/niece, walking out into the living room and sitting on the couch, shooing Mochi away. (Name) was sitting on her bottom, holding onto the bars of her crib and crying her eyes out.
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"Lying dicks." Dan mumbled, yawning as he made his way to the nursery.
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Suzy and Arin had asked Dan to babysit their baby (Name) for a few hours, but Dan only agreed with the "promise" that she'd stay asleep. Echoing cries were heard from a distance and Dan groaned.